Getting paranoid

stevepratt48 · Post by **stevepratt48** » 17 years ago

Thought I only had to look out for school-run-mums, dopey Volvos & white van man, seems I was wrong!
Planes are now falling out of the sky, HELP!
Stiff one, please (now, now, Bruce.....)

Post by **snapdragon** » 17 years ago

what? I'll have a large G&T while the bar's open

do tell all

stevepratt48 · Post by **stevepratt48** » 17 years ago

Picture the scene, beautiful sunny April day, swallows in the air (I kid ye not) warm tarmac, not a Gatso in sight - you just don't expect 2 tonnes of advanced fighter trainer to drop on you, do you??
I suspect the pilot was momentarily stunned by a vision in Red, with a sound from hell. Beats 'a dog ran out in front of me......
At least the pilot ejaculated safely.

Post by **snapdragon** » 17 years ago

stevepratt48 wrote:55 years agoPicture the scene, beautiful sunny April day, swallows in the air (I kid ye not) warm tarmac, not a Gatso in sight - you just don't expect 2 tonnes of advanced fighter trainer to drop on you, do you??
I suspect the pilot was momentarily stunned by a vision in Red, with a sound from hell. Beats 'a dog ran out in front of me......
At least the pilot ejaculated safely.

carnivore · Post by **carnivore** » 17 years ago

That pilot must of needed the bog really badly to eject over anglesy!!!!!!!

AZ · Post by AZ » 17 years ago

Nah ,he was also welsh and his eye was taken with what he felt was a stunning looking sheep in the field below

stevepratt48 · Post by **stevepratt48** » 17 years ago

I hope you're not referring to my Sally, I've got feelings, you know.......
doesn't wool stick in your teeth?

carnivore · Post by **carnivore** » 17 years ago

They don't call sheep flossy for now't you know.

taz_116 · Post by **taz_116** » 17 years ago

stevepratt48 wrote:55 years agoThought I only had to look out for school-run-mums, dopey Volvos & white van man, seems I was wrong!
Planes are now falling out of the sky, HELP!
Stiff one, please (now, now, Bruce.....)

Whats wrong with Volvo drivers

I drive a Volvo when i can't use the Rap. So whats wrong with us??? Were not all 80yrs old and cant see you know

stevepratt48 · Post by **stevepratt48** » 17 years ago

Had 2 or 3 myself, good cars, but they do seem to attract a certain type! You're obviously an exception to the rule, as I was. Sincere apologies, I'll try not to generalise in future!
Now then, who else have I offended......?

taz_116 · Post by **taz_116** » 17 years ago

Apologies accepted.

Yes it is funny, ride bikes and own a volvo. Oh well someone has to

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